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From Mary Roachs' book, BONK: On the topic of erectile disfunction, she was explaining how the male plumbing works (in fascinating detail) and the nitty gritty specifics about C-rings.... which naturally leads to thoughtful asides about problems related to the use of such devices when the ...er...member, is engorged with blood but has no way to disgorge back to a more comfortable position;

...Trouble is, without a release latch, you might not get it back off again. In San Francisco, cock-ring emergencies are so common that they have their own shorthand ('C-Ring') on the Fire Department teletype, The department's Heavy Rescue Squad has modified a small circular saw especially for this purpose and occasionally stages practice drills. The latter prove challenging owing to the absence of manipulable genitalia on Rescusci-Andy dolls and the refusal of male staff to volunteer as mock victims....

The urge to read that aloud, to Teh Bob was quite strong...but I restrained myself. I am to suppose if I did... he'd have trouble falling asleep too >D